*Snort*

Ah, don’t we all just love iPhone competitors. Verizon has just announced an iPhone competitor, and it looks like a badly Photoshopped offspring between a Zune and a LG Prada.Come on, people. Especially you, Mike Lanman,  Mr. Wireless Chief Marketing Officer. You really think that this contraption will outdo the iPhone?? Keep dreaming. First Microsoft with their Zune, then Nokia with their iClone, now Verizon with their…Voyager?? More like, a voyage into the depths of complete insanity. And you , Apple!! Unlock the iPhone already!!!!

You flatter me so, Microsoft.

See here. Microsoft announced new Zunes, and boy, do they look so…Microsofty. All that seems to change about them is that they have a glossier screen, and…and…um…(looking at the pictures) they’re skinnier?? I mean, come on, Microsoft. I know you mean well, but where’s the latest technology? The touch screen? The mail app? The freaking keyboard? Oh, it has an FM radio. I’m so impressed. So now you can listen to the music you can’t buy on that crappy excuse of a Zune Marketplace. Let me here no more of this.